Wednesday, April 2, 2025

Grocery Stories

GROCERY STORIES

If you have been following this blog over the years, I apologize for the loooong gap between posts. Last October, I started working part-time at a local Publix grocery store as a cashier. Since I started working there, I've begun to accumulate anecdotes and stories based on my experiences. Here's a little digest of those I've posted over on my Facebook page. I'll keep this blog better updated going forward. 

Happy reading!

 Oct 21, 2024

First day on the books. Not gonna say I missed my calling, but I took to being a grocery cashier pretty naturally. Thankful for patient coworkers and customers as I learn the ropes.

Nov 5, 2024

I started my shift this afternoon monitoring the self-checkout lanes. A man walked up to me very purposefully. "I got a question for you, sir! DO YOU LET YOUR EMPLOYEES OFF TO VOTE?!" 

I informed him that I, myself, was an employee and not a manager.  But I had voted this morning. 

At a nearby self-checkout station, a customer wearing a t-shirt supporting a certain orange presidential candidate piped up and said "I VOTED TWICE."

I'll bet a week's worth of groceries he'll be crying voter fraud this week.

I really did not want to work today.

Nov 20, 2024


On November 27th, the day before Thanksgiving, I will hit the one month anniversary of working as a part-time cashier at Publix supermarket in Point Clear. I don't even want to contemplate how crazy that particular workday will be or the days leading up to everyone's big Thursday meal. 

This has been a big change for me but a good one for a handful of reasons. Sure, I needed employment (badly) but I also needed to be around people and to get out of the house and a routine (though my work schedule could hardly be called that). I probably should have had a job such as this when I was in high school, as are some of my coworkers. I also work alongside some retirees as well as some folks who work with physical and developmental challenges. All have welcomed me and supported me as I learn new things on a daily basis. 

I find that my job duties have all come pretty naturally to me. A lot of the work requires a certain amount of intuition and being able to anticipate a need either for a customer or the store in general.  I really enjoy working the register and interacting with customers, some of whom are becoming familiar faces. My managers also seem pretty pleased with my efforts. After taking on some extra hours on my day off, I received a bonus gift card. Gestures of gratitude, no matter how small, go a long way. 

On Tuesday, as I was helping a customer load his groceries into his car, I heard bluegrass blaring from his stereo. I told him that was my favorite music and that I am a banjo player. Turns out, so was he. We talked about long-neck banjos, which he played around Troy, AL in the 60's.  I talked to a lady last week about my former career and the highlight of working on Sesame. Turns out, she had a girlfriend who auditioned for Muppets but was turned down for being too short.  I encounter all kinds of people and just as many stories. I like that part of the job the most. 

This year was kind of an experiment to see if there was anything left of the landscape that used to be my touring puppeteer life. I worked 5 weeks this year before I started my job at Publix. 5 weeks of shows is not a career nor much of a job. My geographical location this far south makes doing much touring very cost prohibitive. I have one more stint of shows at the Roswell Cultural Arts Center the first week of December and those will be, for all intents and purposes, my final out-of-town shows for the year and for awhile. 

I know I've made this "declaration" before. But now that I see just how limited the performance opportunities have become, it is starkly clear to me that having my current job is going to be quite a bit more stable, which will be a good thing to have. None of us knows what the coming months/years will hold, but it's pretty safe to say they will be unpredictable at best. Having something sturdy to hold on to will be a good thing.  So, I'll be happy to consider local opportunities but I'm going to pack my touring shoes away. 

Interesting to note that my "uniform" hasn't changed much from touring puppeteer to Publix cashier. The only differences are a green shirt and an apron.  Come see me if you're down close to County Rd 34 and Hwy 98.  We've got a good deal on turkeys right now.

Nov 23, 2024

In the days leading up to Thanksgiving, Publix cashiers ask customers if they'd care to tack on a donation to a local food bank, which Publix will match. We've had some very generous customers while some resemble this next anecdote. 

I was bagging groceries for a young cashier when a woman wearing diamond studded earrings and a black fur coat came through the line with some bottled Coke products. The young cashier asked if she'd care to make a donation and (I could see her answer coming a mile away) she curtly said, "No!" But then she made an amendment to her statement, "Maybe once Tr$mp is in office for a few months and we all have money again!" 

It honestly took every fiber of restraint in me not to yell at her that her demagogue is not Santa Claus. He is not the Tooth Fairy. And he is about the furthest away from resembling Jesus Christ as the Devil himself.  But then I thought a person like her, going grocery shopping on a Friday night wearing diamonds and a fur coat, probably lives in a fantasy world 24/7.  

I just smiled and told her to have a nice evening.

Nov 26, 2024

The single most unappreciated, Sisyphean task on the face of God's green earth has to be retrieving shopping carts from a grocery store parking lot in the days leading up to a major American holiday. 

One of my managers pulled me away from bagging groceries and instructed me to help a customer who needed some help with her shopping. Well, this is a new one, I thought to myself: Personal shopper was now added to my job duties. 

Another manager was talking to an elderly woman who was seated in one of the store's electric shopping carts, list in hand. She was in the middle of telling her life story. I braced myself for what I thought I'd be in for. But if I know one thing, me and the old ladies  get along just fine. 

The manager introduced me and straight away she said her birthday was on Thanksgiving and I told her that my birthday was on the 4th of July.  And just like that, the ice was broken. 

Linda, the customer, hadn't been feeling well for awhile but finally felt good enough to leave the house to get some items in preparation for some out of town company that was set to arrive later in the evening. She did not want them to arrive only to discover they'd have to go to the grocery store. I told her that was very considerate of her, which she attributed to years of being a school teacher. 

We took a look over her list and headed towards the produce department where she almost immediately started veering off her list, thinking that some Granny Smith apples would be good for a pie. We got back on track with a tomato, a sack of potatoes suitable for potato salad, a green onion and some celery. 

I couldn't believe she drove right by the display of sweet treats as we made our way to pick up bacon, eggs and butter. She took advantage of the buy-one-get-one deals on the butter and bacon. 

Down the condiment aisle, we picked up some canned pumpkin but nearly missed the evaporated milk that was looking straight at us on the shelf below. After snagging some self-rising flour and nearly taking out a few customers with the motorized shopping cart, we were off to pick up some cleaning supplies. Also, not on the list. 

Finally, we got some buttermilk and I told a few more customers that she'd just gotten her license to drive a shopping cart after she nearly ran over them. That line made her laugh. 

"Are you gonna have to go back to what you were doing or can you help me check out?"

Naturally, I escorted her to the self-checkout lanes and equipped her with the hand scanner. As I pulled out an item from her cart, she zapped it with the scanner. I was relieved when she produced a debit card from her purse since our self-checkout machines aren't equipped to take cash. 

I walked behind her out to the parking lot, loaded up her passenger seat with her groceries and gave her a big hug.  "You have been a big help to me." I wished her a happy birthday and a Happy Thanksgiving as I drove her shopping cart back to the front of the store and went back to bagging groceries.

Nov 27, 2024

As I was bagging for a cashier tonight, a customer came through the line with a curious accent. The cashier, through a thick Southern drawl of her own, asked the customer where she got her accent.

With some hesitation and in a very, very quiet voice she said,

"Ukraine."

Tomorrow we will wake up in a country that very much resembles the same country in which we fall asleep tonight. There are so many who cannot say that right now of their home countries. 

My eyes welled up. I lost control of the corners of my mouth. I placed my hand to my heart and expressed my thoughts were with her. She returned the gesture and thanked me as she pushed her grocery cart toward the exit.

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.

Dec 2, 2024

I did not have "End Times prophecy" on my bingo card for conversations I would overhear while bagging groceries. 

But I should have.

Dec 24, 2024

Choosing one of the busiest grocery store days of the year to decide to "figger out how this self-checkout thang works" is not going to win you any friends amongst the clerks. It also isn't appreciated when your Boomer entitlement allows you to feel comfortable enough to snap and then wave your finger in a effort to make me race right over to scan all your groceries for you because you can't "figger this thang out."

Jan 1, 2025

This morning, on the first day of the year, on my way to work, I came upon a turkey buzzard in the middle of the road. No roadkill, no meal. Just sitting until I came along and he flew off. Then, a few feet down the road, a doe and her fawn crossed the road. They stopped, looked at me and kept crossing into the brush. 

Whatever it means, I'm choosing to see them as good omens for the year ahead. 

We, all of us, got to where we were going in one piece.

Jan 6, 2024

Now that I've been working at Publix for about 2 months, I'm getting a lay of the land and a sense of some of the routines for the store, which includes some of the customers. Some make multiple trips per day to the store. They'll pick up what they need for a meal from the deli or just pick up something random that their spouse told them to get. We even have one elderly lady who often gets a few small items and then takes up residence in the public sitting/eating area upstairs where a lot of the employees take their breaks. I'm becoming more and more familiar with the regular faces and they're starting to remember who I am, too. 

We have one elderly gent who comes in several times a day. He's tall and lean with silver hair. His casual dress is usually athletic wear: Reebok pants and and a running shirt. He comes in for a few things around lunch time and then again in the evenings. I've seen him pick up prescriptions from the pharmacy a few times. There have been a few instances where he seemed a bit unsteady on his feet and has shuffled more than walked. But over the last few weeks, he's been like any other customer. He's very friendly to all the staff; just a very gentle, older man. 

Tonight I was monitoring the self-checkout lanes (an experience for which I'm formulating a whole essay) and saw this man in the adjacent Express Lane, where my co-worker, Robert, was cashiering. The man had a large cart with a few items in it: orange juice, some food from the hot bar at the deli..nothing out of the ordinary. 

Shortly after he left the store in his usual, upbeat manner, he reentered looking terribly distressed. I approached him and asked if everything was ok. He said he had lost his wallet and his keys. Immediately, I went to the Customer Service desk to see if anything had been turned in. No luck. We looked around Robert's register with no luck. I offered to come with him to his car to help him look there. 

It was pitch black dark, even in the well-lit parking lot. And the temperature was dropping steadily due to the winter storms swooping through everywhere. I didn't even think to put on my sweater. So, in my short-sleeved work shirt, I went looking through the man's grocery bags in his back seat. He was unable to figure out how to turn on the internal lights in his car, so I was just having to feel around the best I could. 

I found his keys. They were sitting on the backseat under some items with his small notebook that he writes his running shopping list in. It was a big relief to find the keys but the wallet was still elusive. 

He was in tears, crying “I have never done anything like this in my life! What am I going to do?!” I tried to keep him calm and reassure him but I had no idea where that wallet could be. We looked all over his car, which, except for the groceries, was completely uncluttered. It also seemed like a new car. Still even had the smell. 

He came in several more times to the store and I started wondering if he'd left it in his shopping cart. I looked through as many as had been brought back in from the lot before I had to get back to my attending duties for self-checkout. 

He was growing more and more distressed. There was growing concern among the staff and we all started speculating that he might be sun-downing or in the early stages of dementia or Alzheimer's just by how agitated and distressed he was becoming. None of us has ever seen him in the store with anyone else and we wondered if he had family to call or anyone who could come to his aid. It seemed a bleak picture. 

Theresa, who works in our deli, had the same thought I did and started looking through the carts while Alex, one of our managers went upstairs to review the surveillance footage. Theresa came in from the holding area for the carts with a green and brown leather wallet. 

“I found it!” It had gotten folded in the foldout top section of his cart. In the row of stacked carts, she had noticed one of those folded toddler seats was thicker than the others. 

We confirmed it was his wallet by the license inside and I made a dash with it to his car. He was still rooting around in the backseat trying to find it. “Sir!” I called to him, “We found it!” 

He came around from the passenger side of the car and I gave him the wallet and he gave me such a hug. Theresa came out and we all had us a moment right there in the parking lot. He was crying and apologizing to us. I was trying not to lose it entirely. And Theresa reassured him that we all lose things and there was nothing to be sorry about. 

I walked him back to his car and got him inside, now with his wallet, his keys and his groceries. “I love you," he said,  "And tell everybody you work with that I love them, too. Y'all are so good to me." I told him we treat our customers like family and that's exactly what he is. 

Then I tried not to burst into tears walking back to the store and finishing my shift.

Feb 1, 2025

Dad-joke-on-the-job fail:

I overheard customer talk about her dog to another cashier. 

"What kind is she?" the cashier asked.

"A havanese."

I said to her, "Do you have a nephew, too?"

Management then put me in time-out for 30 minutes.

Mar 5, 2025

I was cashiering today when a lady came through my lane with a cart full of groceries. One of her items was a pack of ginger beer. I asked her if she was making Dark & Stormy-s. She admitted she just drank them as-is. I had to tell her that ginger beer made me think of my friend Jerry, whose last drink on this earth was a Dark & Stormy. And that my friend Jerry was the Count on "Sesame Street." I felt a chill and a shiver wash over me as if the man was saying "Hey! I'm still here, bud!" 

I miss him but I'm also kinda glad he's not around to see what's happening to our country. He'd share the outrage that many of us feel. And he'd still be sending mass emails decrying Monsanto. ❤

Mar 10, 2025

In an odd twist of daylight savings surrealism, the Christmas playlist was being piped in at work tonight. Mariah Carey has no business showing up in mid-March.

Mar 11, 2025

I had to check myself in the mirror at work today. I thought i must have sprung floppy ears, a waggy tail and a collar because I was whistled at, waved over, finger-motioned and called "HEY!" repeatedly. 

When that's how folks treat the people working in their grocery stores, its little wonder we're in the shape we're in. And then you realize we haven't been "civilized" since we barged onto this continent. 

Just be nice, folks.

Mar 12, 2025

In another first-at-work, a 70-something year old white woman referred to herself as a racial slur beginning with "N." She then proceeded to declare that every woman in Fairhope was out to get her.

There are days I miss my old life...and some customers have the same effect.

Mar 23, 2025

Two more from the Grocery Stories series. Consider it a BOGO, for all you Publix fans.

Last week, I was one of the few who opened the store at 7, assuming the duty of monitoring the self check-out (SCO) lanes. There's not a whole lot of activity at that time in the morning except a few rushing in and out to get something on the way to work or school.

On this morning, an elderly lady came up to one of the SCO registers and began scanning her items. Now, this is easy enough to do on any item with a barcode, but becomes trickier with produce items that you have to look up on our menu system. Then item must be weighed and you'll be asked to identify your produce's container, including none at all if you opt not to use one.

From among the items in her cart, this lady placed a bunch of bananas in a produce bag on the scanner bed and adopted a facial expression I have come to know very well on customers. It's the look that says, "I don't have a damn clue what I'm doing."

I cheerfully walked over to her and asked if she'd like some help.

Then the woman just snapped.

"NO! NO! NO!" She yelled "LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"

Two coworkers who were at an adjacent register looked on with their mouths hanging open.

I took 10 steps back when she turned around with a fake smile and a sing-song tone and said "I realize you were just trying to be helpful. That was very KIND of you."

I told her to have a nice day in such a tone as if my voice had just bathed in maple syrup.

Then she came back because she forgot something and I left her the hell alone. I did, however, grant her membership into an organization I created called The Southern Crochety Old Ladies Delegation, or S.C.O.L.D.

By stark contrast, a story from today. One of the best parts of my job's location is that I get to see locals I don't get to see enough of, including musician friends like Grayson Capps and Molly Thomas.

Molly came through my checkout line one day and we caught up about her forthcoming album and all the inventory you accumulate as you grow your catalog of recorded works.

Well, today she had a little surprise for me in the form of a T-shirt she'd found through a friend's shop that spoke to the "burden" of all that inventory. It reads "Records and Books Are Heavy!" Thanks, Molly! You made my day!

Y'all support them and local musicians and artists wherever you are.


Apr 2, 2025

Grocery Story time:

Yesterday was not a proud moment for me. As far as I know, the infractions weren't enough to terminate my employment, but I just found myself in a couple of weak moments (I think a lot of us are finding ourselves in those at present) and I responded in such a way as not to reflect the utmost in customer service.

A man in his late 50's had come through the self-checkout lanes and had scanned all of his items save one single bottle of Nesquick. In a very gruff tone, the man barked, "I can't get this thang to scan. I've tried over and over." Sometimes cold items can have moisture on the barcode, which will cause it not to scan. So, I made sure that area was clear and tried several times to scan on the scan bed and with the scan gun. To no avail. I entered the product number in the item selection menu and added the item to his cart. The man said nothing and just stood there as if I wasn't there doing anything. I got out of his way and he paid and collected his bags. I returned to my post by the automatic doors in front of the self-checkout area. As customers depart, I usually tell them to have a nice day or something similar. When this man was walking out, in a moment of weakness and frustration with his total discourteousness, I boldly (and passive aggressively) said, "YOU'RE WELCOME!" To which he didn't even look at me, said "Thank you," and kept walking.

The second snapshot from yesterday involved a man buying Sara Lee "Artesano" bread. He was around my age with frizzled hair, beard, shorts and a tie dye t-shirt, looking like he'd just left the Dead playing on the home hi-fi. As he was passing his items over the scanner in self-checkout, he scanned the bread and stopped. He then left all his items to go back down the bread aisle. This meant I had to monitor his register station in case the auto-cancel feature popped up due to inactivity. He came back and said "Yeah, why is this bread ringing up $4.69 when it's priced at $4.49?" I pulled out my phone which has our inventory app and scanned the bread's barcode and verified the price at $4.69. "Yeah, it's priced $4.49 on the shelf. I'll show you." Typically, the SCO monitor is not supposed to leave the area in case somebody with light fingers takes advantage of a moment when nobody's watching, but I followed the man and he proved his point. We walked back to his register and I changed the price. "You guys don't do the 'Publix Promise' anymore?" He reminded me of the company's policy that if an item rings up differently from the price on the shelf, the customer gets the item at no cost. So, I took the item off his cart. Again, not a thank you to be uttered. I just said a few choice things under my breath and told my Front End Coordinator about the price issue.

I get that a LOT of people relish the self-checkout experience because it is, by it's very name, meant to be contactless and autonomous. But when people do need help (which is why one of us is stationed there) I wish the help they received was met with a bit more humility and courteousness. But given the climate of our nation right now, my previous illustrations, which are indicative of our cultural mindset, don't surprise me a damn bit.

You'll all be glad to know, I'm sure, that tomorrow is my day off. I know I sure as hell am.




Monday, September 27, 2021

The Mystery Muppet Man!

  “Nobody reads those names anyway, do they?” Fozzie Bear asks Kermit the Frog as the pair, along with Gonzo the Great, glide in a hot air balloon across our movie screens while the opening credits for “The Great Muppet Caper” appear and fade. As Jim Henson's own credit appears Kermit answers, “Sure, they all have families.” 

Being a vast receptacle for Muppet trivia has never really come in useful. Sure, it's a neat parlor trick I can use to settle an argument two friends may be having about whether or not certain Sesame Street characters are gay, correcting someone when they wrongly believe Jim's son, Brian took over performing Kermit or setting them straight when they believe all “The Muppet Show” episodes are now on Disney+. (For the record, Bert and Ernie have never been gay, Steve Whitmire took over Kermit in 1990 after Jim's death and Disney+ has an edited 118 out of 120 “Muppet Show” episodes. 

Several years ago, my knowledge (if you can call it that?) would have come in useful when the Center for Puppetry Arts was refurbishing a number of donated Henson puppets that spanned the history of the company. Vito Leanza and Russ Vick had the daunting task of conserving hundreds of puppets, many of which they couldn't easily identify. On the few trips I made to visit them, I just looked around the room and without even thinking about it, named each character and identified the production they were used in (multiple in some cases) as well as their respective performers. Vito and Russ had been combing Muppet Wiki, a sort of search engine for all things Henson related, and had managed to get a lot of information that way. But after my nifty little identification presentation, they all wished I could have come in and saved them a lot of time doing that research. 

Fast forward to 2021. Going about a normal (or whatever passes for normal now) July day, I got a message from Bill Jones at the Center for Puppetry Arts. Bill just celebrated his 20th year there, though now he works in the collections division after moving over from production. “Any idea what Sesame Street character this is?” Attached was a faded photograph of a lavender live-hand Anything Muppet that was used in a sketch about “Upside Down.” I immediately knew what it was and attached a YouTube link for the sketch. 

This photo was part of a collection donated by Muppet builder, Caroly Wilcox, after her death in 2020. Contained in the pages of photo albums and scrapbooks was a retrospective of her entire career at The Jim Henson Company that began in the late 1960's with “Sesame Street” and involved virtually every production until her retirement. And there were a lot of them. Of course, there were the big projects like “The Muppet Show” and “The Great Muppet Caper,” for which she was the Muppet Workshop coordinator. But there were also smaller projects like “The Muppet Musicians of Bremen,” for which she created puppets and also did some performing. Few know that she also performed on “Sesame Street” in the early days before Fran Brill joined the team as the first female Muppet performer hired by Jim. And there were numerous reference photos of puppets for all these productions and none of them were labeled. 

Charged with cataloging this massive resource was the Center's museum intern, Ted, who (poor boy) had his work cut out for him. I think Bill Jones had taken pity on him and wanted to reach out to see if I could be used as a resource to help him. After I passed that initial test from Bill, Ted reached out to ask if I could come in and give him a hand. Naturally, I jumped at the chance to see some rare Muppet artifacts. Peeking behind the Muppet curtain is a lot like peeking behind the Wizard of Oz's curtain, except instead of revealing a layer of disillusionment, you discover more magical layers of wonder and enchantment, at least as far as the Workshop is concerned. Caroly's scrapbooks did not disappoint. 

Ted could hardly keep up. He could not type fast enough as I moved from one photo to the next identifying one seemingly random puppet after another. In some cases I started singing the musical numbers they were associated with. Ted must have been terrified or surely thought he was in the presence of a whole other level of crazy person. We whittled his list of about 100 unidentified photos down to about 4 that just stumped me. I even reached out to some Henson veterans and they were equally stumped. But Ted was happy with all we had accomplished and I was thrilled to have gotten a peek into Caroly's worklife. 

Fast-forward a few months. Ted reached out again, this time needing help identifying some people in Caroly's photos. Most of these were folks who worked in the Muppet Workshop at various times throughout the years. These were a bit harder for me and I knew I was going to have call in some help of my own. For those I didn't know, I took photos of the photos with my phone and contacted the same veteran Henson folks I had before, who were very helpful in some cases. 

But there was one guy. He seemed familiar to them but they couldn't name him. 

(Side note: Since I don't have usage rights to share the images of this mystery man, I can't post one to this story, but I made an artist's rendering of one)

This one guy. 

He was tall with wild silver hair and a goatee. He looked like a natural fit for the Henson staff in those days. He was in a photo from 1972 on the set of “The Muppet Musicians of Bremen,” helping Caroly, who was in the costume for Mean Floyd, one of the bad guys. 

He popped up again in photos for “Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas,” making some adjustments to the set of Gretchen Fox's dock. If you know the special, you know the significance of that dock. 

Both specials were shot in Canada, so it seemed likely he was part of the regular Canadian team Jim used when he filmed up there, which was frequently since production costs were cheaper. Jim was also the sort that when he found people he liked to work with, he hired them over and over again. He was also known to be incredibly good to those people. 

It was time to call in the heavy-hitters, which prompted an email thread among Henson Archivist, Karen Falk, Henson Legacy trustee and veteran Muppet designer and builder, Bonnie Erickson, and Fraggle Rock producer, Larry Mirkin. They all looked at the photos of this man and he looked familiar or he resembled this person or that but no one seemed to know exactly who he was. Finally, Larry said he was going to contact puppet wrangler Jane Graydon, who had told him once that her father had worked on Emmet but wasn't on the credit list. So, we waited to hear back from Larry.

The man's name was Louis Graydon, Jane Graydon's father. She said he had worked on a number of Henson projects eventually becoming a Key Grip. In her message to Larry, she revealed that he was also on the team that was responsible for one of the greatest Muppet outtake reels: The rolling drum from “Emmet Otter.” 

If you don't know this bit, well, it seems pretty insignificant in the context of the whole special. Ma and Emmet Otter pass by a music store that's being pillaged by The Riverbottom Nightmare Gang and a bass drum rolls out the door past Ma and Emmet and lands on the curb. In rehearsal, the drum had rolled out and done a nifty end-on-end teeter before landing on the curb. But that was just the rehearsal and the cameras weren't rolling. However, Jim wanted that exact movement, became fixated on it and would not give up on lightning striking twice. The crew valiantly tried over 200 takes to recreate what had happened purely by accident. All the while, Jerry Nelson and Frank Oz were trapped underneath the set performing Emmet and Ma above their heads for those over 200 takes. You can see the outtake reel here: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GduZhqftUn8) Louis peeks through the door of Mrs. Mink's Music Shop at around the 4:00 mark. 

The mystery was solved! Jane was so grateful to Larry for being in touch and allowing her the opportunity to remember and share her memories of her dad. Now he'll be properly credited in the Henson Archives as well as in Caroly's material at the Center for Puppetry Arts. I was so glad to play a little role in solving this mystery and connecting those dots. As the years roll by the number of folks who were directly involved in these productions dwindles. I think we were really lucky to catch this one when we did. I also feel really honored to know some of that old guard who are still around like Ed Christie, Rollie Krewson, and Bonnie Erickson, all who helped so much on this excavation trip. 

All this also puts me in mind of the current fight the members of IATSE (The International Alliance of Theatrical Stage Employees) are undertaking. There are so many people that work behind the scenes of all the content we have been gorging on since the start of the pandemic. Production companies have attempted to turn up the rate of production, mostly at the expense of the teams of people who work incredibly hard to make it all happen on schedule and on or under budget. This has lead to cut corners on safety in some cases or just a blatant disregard for the general well-being and welfare of crew members. It has all finally reached a breaking point and negotiations with union leadership has stalled and a worker strike is likely forthcoming (and justified). 

So think about all the work it takes to make a movie or a show that you watch. 

Think about all those names you see scroll on your screen. 

Think of their families. 

And think about Louis Graydon. 


Monday, June 24, 2019

"The Muppet Movie" Turns 40


40 years ago movie audiences and Muppet fans were treated to "The Muppet Movie" and the world was introduced to Kermit's big-screen anthem, "Rainbow Connection."

I've sung this song a few times in my years as a puppeteer, Muppet fan and banjo player, although it wasn't this song that sent me down the banjo path. The song is tied to many personal memories; some sad and some sweet, which seems appropriate for a Paul Williams song.

I started playing the song at gigs with my band, Banjolicious. I played it for IBEX's first trial run of their popular "Muppet Movie Sing-A-Long." I played it at an Amphibious Alumni event flanked by 3 generations of Muppet performers. I played it to Jane Henson in her living room on the "Muppet Show" banjo, which is now on display at the American Banjo Musem. I played it to a room of puppeteers at the O'Neill Puppetry Conference when I proposed. I played it (recorded it) for the first dance at my wedding. I sang it as Mr. The Frog when I auditioned for the role. And I played it to a room full of banjo players (including Bela Fleck) when Jim Henson was inducted into the American Banjo Museum's Hall of Fame.

Much like the Frog in the film who left the Mississippi swamp with a bindle stick, a banjo and a dream, I left rural Alabama (by way of Atlanta) with 2 suitcases, a banjo and a little money in my bank account seeking that "rich and famous" contract. My story turned out more like Emmet Otter's than Kermit the Frog's, which is still better than selling snake oil. Both characters have Paul Williams songs in common, too, and you can't go wrong there.

I'm grateful for the man behind the Frog and the man behind the song and the all the dreams they inspired 40 years ago, including mine.

Tuesday, September 11, 2018

A Banjo/Muppet Connection in Oklahoma City!



Oklahoma City is home to the American Banjo Museum where visitors can view displays of hundreds of banjos of various styles: 4-string tenors, 5-string open backs, 5-string resonator bluegrass, long-neck Seeger style, and on and on. For any banjo enthusiast, it is a must-visit. The only thing that would make the experience even better for a banjo player would be getting to play some of these incredible instruments!




I had a specific reason for visiting the Museum this past weekend. As part of their annual Banjo Fest, the American Banjo Museum was honoring the 2018 inductees into the Banjo Hall of Fame. For his role in promoting the banjo in American pop culture, Jim Henson was being honored and I had been asked by the Henson family to play and sing Kermit's iconic song, “Rainbow Connection,” written for “The Muppet Movie” by Paul Williams and Kenny Ascher.

Added to this honor, was the knowledge that Bela Fleck, perhaps the world's top banjoist was also being inducted and would be in attendance as well as banjo legends Tony Trischka and the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band's John McEuen. To say I felt some intimidation would be an understatement.

Tim Allan, Bela Fleck, Tony Trischka & John McEuen

But I needn't have been worried. The community of players and enthusiasts was so warm and welcoming. Everyone felt like family. There was even ANOTHER David Stephens! Can you believe it? TWO David Stephenses in ONE place at the SAME time!

David Eugene Stephens from Ocean Springs, Mississippi and David Andrew Stephens. 

At the awards ceremony, I had a plan in the event I should feel too nervous, which I did. I took the stage and saw all the banjo luminaries (including Deering Banjo founders, Janet and Greg Deering) at the front table, mere inches away from me. Tony Trischka had even emerged from the green room where he had been warming up to watch my performance. Add to this Heather Henson, Jim's youngest daughter, and members of the extended Henson family were also in attendance. They had jokingly told me before the ceremony, “don't screw this up!”

I started that famous banjo riff that we all know and love and then sang the first line of the song in Kermit's voice. Then I stopped, coughed and cleared my throat. I then apologized to the audience and said “I had a frog in my throat..” The joke brought the house down and took all the pressure off and I started the song again in my own voice. It all seemed to go quite well and Heather Henson gave a lovely acceptance speech and received the award.



David Stephens, Bela Fleck, Heather Henson & Tony Trischka

Deering Banjos co-founder, Janet Deering and I were Kermit pin twins!

American Banjo Museum Executive Director and tenor banjo maestro, Johnny Baier


Heather Henson & David Stephens

David Stephens and Tony Trischka


A nervous me with a custom Kermit tie by Sci Fi Ties (on Etsy!)

John McEuen warming up


The next day, at the American Banjo Museum, Heather cut the ribbon and officially opened a year-long exhibit featuring a “photo” Kermit holding a prop banjo that was used by the Muppet version of Jim Henson in the Country Trio and also used in the “Muppet Musicians of Bremen.” Additionally, the banjo that was used on a large number of musical tracks on seasons 2 through 5 of “The Muppet Show” was on display.





Larry Jameson's design for Kermit's banjo as seen in "The Muppet Movie."


"Sing-A-Song" design by Jim Henson

The musician who had played this tenor banjo during those “Muppet Show” sessions had managed to get autographs from many of the guest stars who appeared on the show. There were signatures from Julie Andrews, Peter Sellers, Johnny Cash, Petula Clark, Leo Sayer and even Jim Henson and Kermit.

The "Muppet Show" banjo signatures

More signatures on the "Muppet Show" banjo.




A few years ago, the banjo came up for auction. The owner had been dealing with some health issues and in an effort to ease some medical expenses, was selling off some of his instruments, including this banjo. I saw the auction listing and notified Heather Henson that this was an important piece of Muppet history that did not need to get lost. The Henson Legacy managed to acquire the banjo and now it will be on display at the American Banjo Museum through 2019.

It was an incredible weekend honoring two of my life's passions: the work of Jim Henson and the banjo. I never could have imagined those two worlds colliding in such a specific way, but I was privileged and grateful to have been asked by Jim's family to honor his legacy. And for making me feel like an extended family member.

Many, many thanks to fellow Muppet and banjo enthusiast, Lucas Ross who was instrumental (pun intended) in coordinating the exhibit and making my visit possible. Lucas even had Chubbly on his morning news spot!

David Stephens, Heather Henson and Lucas Ross on Oklahoma News 4!





Heather Henson gets a banjo lesson from Lucas Ross!

David Stephens, Chubbly and Heather Henson

Heather and I signed a banjo head for the Museum!

Saturday, November 4, 2017

Happy Fall from Chubbly!


Georgia Mountain String Band at 2017 Chomp and Stomp!

Each year, the Atlanta neighborhood of Cabbagetown hosts Chomp and Stomp, a bluegrass festival and chili cook-off. Last year, Georgia Mountain String Band played our first Chomp and we were thrilled to be invited back this year. Here are some photos of our set on the Amphitheater Stage!









Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Inktober 2017 Challenge!

While in a bit of a creative slump, I decided to engage in the Inktober Challenge for 2017. Haven't heard of Inktober? Well, here's what it's all about:

And to help spur you on each day, there's a handy-dandy word prompt list: 


So, here are my 31 drawings for the 31 days of Inktober!

1. Tub.
(This a Jonathan Swift joke using the title form one of his works)

2. Divided

3.Poison

4. Underwater

5. Long

6. Sword

7. Shy

8. Crooked

9. Screech

10. Gigantic

11. Run

12. Shatter

13. Teeming

14. Fierce

15. Mysterious

16. Fat

17. Graceful

18. Filthy

19. Cloud

20.Deep

21. Furious

22. Trail

23. Juicy

24. Blind

25. Ship

26. Squeak

27. Climb

28. Fall

29. Unite

30. Found

31. Mask

I had a lot of fun with this challenge. So much so I wish there was an Inkvember challenge so I could keep going!